Cornelius Fudge: Don’t trust Politicians
Reeta Skeeta: Don’t trust everything you read in the newspaper
Dolores Umbridge: Teachers aren’t always right
Dumbledore: People always deserve a second chance
Snape: First impressions are not always correct
Arthur Weasley: Money isn’t everything
Lucius Malfoy: Money DEFINITELY isn’t everything
Draco Malfoy: It’s never too late to make the right decision
Percy Weasley: Family is IMPORTANT
Hermione: Mind over matter
Ron: Friends will be there for you when it matters most
Luna Lovegood: It doesn’t matter what others think of you
Neville Longbottom: Hard work pays off and bravery comes in many forms
Flitwick: Bigger isn’t better
Fred and George: Laughter is the best medicine
Peter Pettigrew: Be loyal to your friends
Madeye: DON’T PUT YOUR WAND IN YOUR BACK POCKET!!!!
Admiral The Hon. Sir Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax
Oh my god. This was actually someone’s name. This is why everyone should study history because there are people with insanely posh names that can be used to make essays sound way smarter than they are.
The best part is that this guy had essentially no power, just a badass name.